I am somewhat working on potty training John John. If I let him run naked from the waist down he is completely accident free. But sometimes the weather and general politeness require even three-year old boys to wear pants. Wearing pants guarantees an accident, so he usually only wears pants with a diaper underneath. But today I let him try out underwear.
Me: John John, do you remember our agreement?
John John: Yes.
Me: What was it?
John John: Toooooo….pick up your toys?
Me: Not that.
John John: Thaaaaaat….God loves me.
Me: That’s true, but it wasn’t that. Where will you put your pee?
John John: In the potty.