Not Me! Monday

I believe it’s about time for another…

At no point during this week did I come out of the bathroom to find Abram covered in fluorescent pink drool. I did not then pry a very large wad of Playdoh from the roof of his mouth. And I certainly did not proceed to give Ellie a lecture containing the phrases, “he doesn’t know how to pretend eat” and “he could DIE!”. I am well aware that lecturing a 2 year old is completely ineffective, and who lets their toddler play with Playdoh unsupervised anyways? Not me!

I did not watch Abram crawl under the table during Ellie’s snack time to eat the Cheerios she had dropped on the floor. And I certainly did not simply ignore him because he was happily occupied and because he was “helping” with clean up. Definitely not me!

Speaking of Abram and eating…I did not succumb to Chinese peer pressure yesterday in Sunday school and allow my 7 month old to eat something with an ingredient list that read: potato starch, sugar, egg, milk. Babies aren’t even supposed to have eggs or milk until after their first birthday! I would never compromise my standards of how my children should eat because of what others might think. Oh no. Not me!

And moving on a completely different subject, I have not taught by daughter to do “downward facing dog” so I can wash her bum in the bath. Not me!

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